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Who said? Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
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"THE LABOR MOVEMENT - The folks who brought you the weekend"
What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States? --- We wouldn't have to pay her so much.
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"There's no government - Like no government"
The man was wearing the sign "I work for food". The President, passing by, asked what he could do in Washington to help. The man said "An advance on my Social Security would be nice".
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"NEVER HAVE SO FEW TAKEN SO MUCH FROM SO MANY FOR SO LONG"
"I can't figrue why my kid is a conservative" "Didn't we tell you if you kept taking those drugs your children would be idiots"?
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"Not another SON OF A BUSH in the White House"
Who said? All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
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"If every vote counts - then count every vote"
The candidate polished his own apple and told them why they should vote for him for at least 30 minutes, and then asked if any one had a question. One guy yells Yeh! Who else in running?
The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
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"HAVE YOU BEEN LIMBAUGHTOMIZED"$1.00
The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
The Washington Post is read by people who think they should run the country.
USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand the Washington Post. They do, however like the smog statistics shown in pie charts.
"I am concerned about the economy. I was the first one laid off." —Al Gore, in a speech to biotech executives in California
"You know you win some, you lose some, and then there's that little-known third category." —Al Gore, summing up the 2000 election during a speech in Florida
"I often get asked the question, 'Is there anything I would have done differently?' And yes there is. If I had it to do over again, I would have kissed Tipper much longer at the convention. But she was struggling." —Al Gore on the 2000 presidential race
"Tom Ridge announced a new color-coded alarm system. ... Green means everything's okay. Red means we're in extreme danger. And champagne-fuschia means we're being attacked by Martha Stewart."
"And, most importantly, Alma Powell, secretary of Colin Powell, is with us." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 30, 2003
"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself." —George W. Bush, Grand Rapids, Mich., Jan. 29, 2003
"When Iraq is liberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 22, 2003
"One year ago today, the time for excuse-making has come to an end." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 8, 2003
Enronomics: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt-equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows...(more)
"New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut." —Craig Kilborn
"In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of Saddam Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine, supplies, housing, education – anything that's needed. Isn't that amazing? He finally comes up with a domestic agenda – and it's for Iraq. Maybe we could bring that here if it works out." —Jay Leno
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